Monday, May 01, 2006

using your gifts

some bands are completely failing to live up to their potential. take reptilian civilian, for example, they can clear a room faster than a greasefire. so why just play shows and invite your friends when you could really tap into that power? i think that they should open a moving company. with the power of their rock, they could clear out an entire house before their third encore. i imagine that the pay would be pretty good.


At 5:14 PM, Blogger BethInPortland said...

This is from their blog (seriously). This stuff is just too good to make up:

"So like we had a great time at our show last saturday, it fucking ruled and shit, we taped it and watched the tape and it was great. last night we tryed to write like a balled or something what not like a make out song. We tryed some different shit 3 songs came out of it, Sex lightning, Nevada, and one more still un named song. We recorded them but they were not good enough for the seemingly wayto high standards for myspace profile music so maybe we will try again some time and if they are good enough we might put them up and let our fans deside witch one is the best. later gators.

At 9:11 AM, Blogger Sloop said...

Good lord. Were these reptiles blind, perchance? Or maybe they're just snakes, and without the fingers and thumbs, they can't operate a keyboard. That must be it. They should change their names to "Snakes on a Stage".

At 3:09 PM, Blogger BonikaStJames said...

Ouch but yeah... total crap. I think a moving co is a good option.


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