Monday, November 14, 2005

Use Caution! Contains Hot Oil and Steam!

i just finished an entire bag of microwave popcorn all by myself. Am I:

1) a glutton?

2) a slob?

3) really hungry and justified?

should i feel disgusting? is this normal? when i am at home and pop a bag for enjoyment with a movie or the like, reese and i usually share said bag. the sharing is either via the pass-the-large-bowl-back-and-forth method or the less popular divide-the-bag-between-two-medium-bowls. in either case i only eat about half a bag. now i feel rather lecherous and uncertain of how i crossed the line from seeking a slight snack to gobbling down an entire bag of corn.

oh well, i had originally planned on redeming a "free medium fry" coupon at mcdonalds, but the drive thru line was too long. i guess a whole bag of popcorn is the equivalent of a medium fry on the consumption scale.


At 4:40 PM, Blogger Sloop said...

At least it wasn't a 14oz bag of peanut butter M&M's that were on sale at Target last Saturday... Not that I would know what that's like, right? Ha ha. Right?


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